The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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