I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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