I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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