speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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