hotel room ftw
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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