Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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