plz talk dirty to me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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