hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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