doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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