You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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