Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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