Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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