it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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