Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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