there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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