I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
