She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Do vagina's smell?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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