I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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