I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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