Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
