just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
and eventually we just all took our pants off
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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