: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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