Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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