Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
now i know why i became what i already was.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
