i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
