Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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