After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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