that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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