yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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