I can tuck mytits in my pants
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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