Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
