it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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