ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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