Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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