she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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