There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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