i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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