You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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