k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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