maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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