She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You need a sexual gate keeper
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
