Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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