so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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