sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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