Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
