i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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