we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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