Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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