id be glad to
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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