i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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