I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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