If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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