3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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