I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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