So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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