how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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