If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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