Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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